Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Sandwich

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

World's Most Expensive Sandwich



The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

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Intel Inside

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Microsoft Latest Software


CAR NEEDED

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."


Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."

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New way of belt




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Dracula Fork




1001 way to use fork

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Ice Cream shield :)





This innovation it's really helpful

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Super-Duper Ear




My girlfriend like this innovatinon, I don't no why??
But this guy need adult education urgently!


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Iraq sucks...ok ! (Thanks for the memories Tony)


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Helpful hints #5...Don't swim in the oil spill



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Um...ok...so is this a don't call me, I'll call you situation?



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What do you think?..too skimpy? or can an ex-Prime Minister get away with it?


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We are so proud of them.....just like their father..

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Ok...so that's two herrings, a mackerel and a small tuna..


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Well....maybe we're not quite there yet Chester...



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We regret there may be a small delay before we can respond to your call..


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Well..after I won the 1st World War, 2nd World War, saved the Balkans, Russia and Korea etc I guess I just run out of room for another medal..


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It would be the last time the dog tried to get through the cat door..


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Something you know will never happen #3


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